Sunday, December 12, 2010

Days 112-114: angels, body-benders, ugly christmas sweaters

So Friday started like any normal "weekend" day for us. We got some breakfast at Waterlooplein, browsed, found some funny clothing. We all luckily found sweet ugly sweaters for our Christmas party Saturday night. It's funny because there are SO many ugly sweaters at the stands in Waterlooplein but NONE of them had anything really to do with Christmas- no jolly santas, no reindeer, no garish bells or pompoms. However, Oritt found a lovely one with seals on it, Sasha found a SUPER sweater with petroleum and a gas pump on it (I wish I were joking about this) that ironically looked the most christmas-y out of all of ours. I found a little gem that has a speed skater on it and says "Speed Skating"across it. It was pretty ugly, red and white, but extremely comfortable. Don't judge me too harshly back in the States when I wear this sweater to class or out to dinner or something. You have been warned.

On our stroll through the markets, I noticed a little old lady strolling down the Plein, wearing all white and angel's wings. Since people are always randomly dressing up or doing crazy things in Amsterdam, I figured I should ask her what her dealwas. I approached her, and she was the sweetest, kindest little lady- I think she was Dutch. I didn't get the full gist of what she was protesting/doing in her angel wings, but she said that she wanted to promote peace and harmony in the world, starting with Amsterdam and Jerusalem and then joining those nations together in peace, love, and happiness. She told me that she used to have a house, job, a settled life if you will. Then one day she just gave it all up, sold her house, abandoned her material possessions, and walked to Jerusalem. I don't know if she meant this figuratively or literally, but all she said was "I found a map along the way". But if she did walk all the way to Jerusalem, then good for her! She and other ladies dressed in white were passing out different colored heart stickers to people on the street. She told me that she was going to stand on the top of a statue and present something. We saw her a few minutes, and darnit if she wasn't standing on top of a statue! I don't know if she was a crazy-psycho religious person and I didn't get that because of the language barrier or due to me being naive. But she sounded like such a cool woman- giving up her life to help promote peace and harmony in Jerusalem and around the world? Even if she was a nutty, I like her passion for what she believes in. She was just so happy and kind, and was clearly so passionate about this. I give her mad props for that.


After the angel encounter, we took the metro down toward the Ajax Stadium (the Dutch major soccer/football team) to go see Cirque de Solei. It took us forever to walk around the stadium and to find the tent where Cirque was. After twenty-ish minutes of wandering aimlessly, we found a teeny tiny yellow sign that pointed us in the right direction. We then knew that we were there when we saw massive blue and yellow tents in the horizon. The show was called "Totem", and it was all about nature, life, different ethnic/cultural tribes, etc etc. It was a whole smorgasbord of nature and life. We got there a bit late, because the gentleman who was trying to get us our tickets seriously couldn't have taken longer. It took him about 6 minutes to print EACH ticket, not to mention how long it took him to get us to sign the credit card receipts or to even figure out where we wanted to sit. I felt bad for him- I think it was either his first day, or the stress of giving out tickets had caused him to crack under the pressure and therefore he was silently having a anxiety/panic attack.
But all of this quickly vanished from my mind the second we stepped into the tent. It was an absolute rush. There were dancers and performers jumping all over the stage, on trampolines and over this spider-web shell that they were climbing all over it. It was absolutely magical. There were little Asian ladies on top of 5-ft tall + unicycles, and they were throwing cups onto each others heads with their feet WHILE still on the unicycle. There were men balancing poles on their heads, and then people on top of that pole doing crazy things. There were these two rollerskaters who were swinging each other around at an alarming rate- I swore one of them was going to die! At one point the man and women each had a harness around their neck, and then they were attached to each other, so the man was literally swinging the woman around by her neck with only his neck! (note: you can see that part at 1:12 in the video, if you are interested.) It was absolutely mind-blowing. We weren't allowed to take pictures, but here is the promotional video for the performance.
http://www.cirquedusoleil.com/en/shows/totem/default.aspx (click on "View Trailer" on the right-hand side)
After all of this excitement, we went out to a delicious Mexican restaurant near Prinsengracht for Steph's 21st birthday. It was a girl's night out which was quite a lot of fun. It was a night chock-full of burritos, margaritas, and silly girls.

But the most groovy night was Saturday night for our Ugly Sweater party! We all went to Plantage, one of the other dorm buildings, to play American drinking games and to all just hang out in our cool sweaters. Most of the men happened to be wearing old lady sweaters. One was pale pink and very silky, another was black and white with silver rhinestones all over it. It was actually my first ugly sweater party, and I was quite impressed with the whole concept of the ugly sweater party. We partied until about midnight, when the mean RA Oscar kicked us out- what a party pooper, literally. The night ended at the student bar Criterion, followed by a glorious walk home along the canals. What's nice about the people here (mainly the ones I've been hanging out with) is that they don't need to go out to posh clubs or to crazy events to have fun. We can literally be in an empty room and we can entertain ourselves and have a wonderfully fun time.

Today has been focused on doing work- two papers, three tests still to go. Writing lots of papers has made my head hurt and has also made me more ready to go home- there will be no more homework once I'm back in the States for Christmas, so great success! However, while I was attempting to write this blog, I got a bit sidetracked by something I saw outside of the the window at the Crea Café. All I heard was the sound of a trumpet, and then I saw an older gentleman in a teeny tiny dingy-sized boat with a small organ machine attached to it. He played his trumpet and performed his musical show. I was told by a British couple that he usually does street performing with his trumpet and music machine, and that he also occasionally brings his act to the canals. People gathered and stopped on the street to see this funny man play music. After his "set", he held up a fishing rod with a mini clog attached to the end for donations. It was actually very beautiful music. The best part was that he ended his song with blowing out of a conch shell. I don't know where that conch shell came from, but all I know is that that was a pretty sweet accessory to have.

Days left in Amsterdam: 5
if you didn't know this, five days is less than a week. I have LESS THAN A WEEK left here. So scary, but also pretty exciting. I have one test Tuesday morning (Islamic Law) , one 10 page paper, one 15 page paper, two 2-page papers, and a test on Wednesday (Colour and Culture/Dutch Social Policy) and my final test is Thursday night, which is Dutch language. Then I come home Friday morning- this week is flying by and I don't like it one bit!

FUN FACT: my facebook is currently in Dutch. When a man/someone puts that their relationship status is "single", in Dutch that translates to "vrijgezel", which translates to "bachelor". Kind of funny.

Here are some other funny things about the Dutch facebook:
-with facebook, if you find someone's picture pretty, or someone wrote a funny wall post, etc, you can "like" it. In Dutch, instead of the word "like" popping up (as it shouldn't since it is Dutch facebook, not English), you can "Vink ik leuk", which roughly translates to "I like" or "I find it fun" (literal translation). Even though I've been speaking Dutch for the past 3+ months, I am still constantly amused by the Dutch language. I don't know if this is offensive, but it always makes me laugh.
-instead of writing a comment, you schrijf een reactie (write a reaction/comment)
-one writes on a person's prikbord, not wall
-belangrijkste nieuws: literal translation=important news. English FB=top news



Dutch words of the Day:
komen=to come
actie=action
in actie komen= to take action

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Days 107-111

Greetings!

This week has (unfortunately) been jam-packed with final classes, papers, tests, studying, writing papers, etc etc etc. But it has also been crammed with some pretty fun activities! This is my last week of classes before finals next week- eek! I hope I do okay. I have three tests (Islamic law, Colour and Culture, and Dutch Language), not to mention two 10+ page papers due (Colour and Culture and Dutch Social Policy) so the majority of my time this week has been spent doing work work work.
Let me give you a re-cap on what cool things have happened this week in the Dam:

Monday, since good ol' Bonny decided to cancel Dutch class, Liz and I ventured into the Oost (East) and went to the Tropenmuseum. It is connected with the Royal Tropical Institute, which focuses on Middle Eastern and African studies. We had to go for our Colour and Culture class to the Rood (Red) exhibit, where they had about two hundred different items, from ancient Chinese robes to paintings by Anish Kapoor to a hand-knitted Ferrari, all in red. It was actually a very cool exhibition.
Monday night, after Dutch class, I biked as fast as I possibly could to make it to the CIEE office, where Sinterklaas was expected to arrive! If you were a little Dutch shnoo you could have easily told us that Sinterklaas goes back to Spain by steamboat on December 5, but apparently he made an exception for us uber-eager Americans. Sadly no Zwarte Pieters came to our little shindig, but I think the Dutch (ie our program) think that we are either freaked out by them (which some of us are) or find them offensive, or whatnot. But the fabulous, fly, and always fresh Bonny Wassing was our Sinterklaas, which we couldn't have been happier about. When Sinterklaas sat down, he had his big book of who was naughty or nice. He began by drilling individual people, from calling out new couples within our program, exposing their secrets, which was absolutely hilarious but probably really embarrassing for those who got called out. He also called out a friend's friend Sean, for having been on a TV show, and then made him sit on Sint's lap, as seen below.
Sint lookin' mad fly. Note his shiny ruby ring on his left hand. Poor Sean with Sinterklaas.

Sinterklaas then called ME out for knowing Dutch! I am in a higher level class then most of the kids on my program. They are learning the absolute basics while I am in pre-Intermediate at the INTT. So Sinterklaas made me name five different modes of transportation in Dutch, which luckily was fresh on my mind because that was just what we were learning in class that day in my Dutch class. So, if I am correct, the ones I named were: vliegtuig (plane), taxi (...), auto (car), trein (train), and fiets (bike)! I was quite proud of myself.
Sinterklaas is supposed to be a funny, sort of "roasting" type of occasion, as shown by many of the poems that people wrote for their "Secret Santas/Sints". We were assigned to secretly have someone, and then on Monday we all brought them their gifts. Some of the poems were hilarious, others were really cute, and some just ROASTED the other person. Those were the absolute funniest- I wish I could remember some lines from the more intelligent limericks (I'm SUPER lame at writing poems). But I got the BEST poem from my friend Drew, who apparently knows me quite well.

I also got a cool sinterklaas folder filled with sint/zwarte piet chocolate. yumyumYUM!

Gifts such as stroopwafels, funny drinking straws, candy, more candy, lighters, and even some nudey lady playing cards were exchanged.
Overall it was a lovely way to celebrate some of the holidays.

Another funny thing about this week is that the weather has been SO strange. One minute its snowing, the next it was hailing, and then right after that it will be sunny! Thursday morning was one of those times where I saw snow first, then hail, then rain, then sun, then more hail.
my snowy bike!

that is hail covering the sidewalk outside of Orloff.
It didn't matter that much to me, since the majority of my time was spent inside doing my work (ick) but it was still pretty crazy to see the weather being so ADD.

FUN FACT: the Dutch have two words for shopping: winkelen and shoppen. Winkelen means when you browse through boutiques, stop for coffee, and make a day of it. Shoppen is more of the equivalent to a big shopping trip to Target or after Black Friday, with tons and tons of shopping bags.

FUN FACT: Rood Staan means to be overdrawn from your bank account. It literally means "To be red". It refers to the red text on the bank statement when you are in big trouble.

I am getting pretty bummed because I only have eight more days here- the equivalent length of Hannukah. I don't think I'll ever be fully ready to leave Amsterdam. But I was talking to this cool guy James who is from Brooklyn but works at a local café in the Dam. He came here about ten years ago (!!!) and was only planning on staying for a month. But then that expanded to be ten years, and he hasn't been back to the USA since. He is fluent in Dutch, has a job permit, and is truly living the Amsterdam dream. It is my not-so-secret dream to live here after college, maybe for a month, or maybe for the rest of my life. That is probably the primary reason why I've been so adamant about studying Dutch here. I think it's helped, if only a little. But it will give me a head-start when (not if, when) I come back here and work or live or even just visit. So while I know I have to start saying goodbye to this unbelievable place, I can't seem to grasp the idea that I'm leaving for good.

Tomorrow (Vrijdag) I get to go see Cirque de Solei- Totem. I cannot WAIT!

funny Dutch words:
koopjesjager=bargain hunter
vliegtuig=airplane

Dag!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Days 102-106: COLD COLD COLD

One word: brrrrrrrr!

This past Wednesday was probably one of the coldest days that Amsterdam has ever seen, especially this early in the season. On December 1, which was that wednesday, it was supposed to be a wind chill of 5 degrees Fahrenheit. There were similar weather warnings on Tuesday night (November 30) as well. Wednesday night it was about, with wind chill, 3 degrees fahrenheit (-16degrees celsius)!! That's how cold it was. It was too cold to even stand outside! You would walk outside and just be hit with a wall of frozen, unbearable wind and utter chilliness. My Colour and Culture professor Marietta (the insane Dutch lady who I mentioned a few times) had to walk to class on Wednesday because her bike lock was frozen due to the excessive cold. Which is another reason why less people seem to bike in the cold / snow. Apparently this type of weather is unusual for December 1 in Amsterdam- usually this type of weather doesn't occur until January or February. Since the first snow on Monday night (well, what I consider to be the first snow) it has snowed more or less every day, except for today. It snowed all night on Friday night, so I woke up to find the courtyard re-coated in fluffy white snow. Unfortunately the snow has started to disappear due to the "warmer" weather today (a steamy 37 degrees fahrenheit) and the rain/sleet last night. We were talking about how great the weather has been today because the temperature was in the double digits again AND the sun was shining- we hadn't seen the sun for quite a few days. But it has gotten me even more into the holiday spirit. Due to this, I am also even less in the work/finals mood.

On Wednesday, the same chilly day, we watched a Dutch film called "Simon" in our Dutch Social Policy class. It documents the life of a free-spirit, coffee-shop owning man called Simon and how he changes the life of a homosexual man, Carmiel. It traces both of their lives over a fifteen year span, from when the two first meet and become friends, to the eventual end when Simon is diagnosed with cancer. The first half of the film is lighthearted and silly- even silly just reading the English subtitles!- while the second half goes into issues of family, gay marriage, and eventually euthanasia. I wasn't expecting anything great from this movie, but I was completely blown away. I don't want to give away too many details of it because you should experience it for yourselves. While the movie is in Dutch, it does contain English subtitles, which, according to Bonny, were translated quite well. If you are looking for a new movie that will make you laugh and cry, PLEASE go rent this movie asap. If you need anyone to see it with, give me a call! (when I am back in the USA, of course).
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393775/

In Thursday's Dutch class, my professor Anita was wearing a button that said "I <3 Linkse Hobby's". When a classmate asked her about it, she said that Linkse Hobby's refer to more "left" hobbies, such as the arts, music, theater, etc. According to Anita, Geert Wilders, the current head of the PVV Party, or the Party for Freedom, is not so supportive of the arts and other "left" hobbies in the Netherlands. His party, the PVV, is more right-wing and conservative. He is the person who is openly racist against Muslims within the Netherlands, and wants to place a tax on women who wear headscarves. Currently the PVV is the most represented/popular political party in the Netherlands, winning at least twenty out of the 150 seats in Dutch Parliament in 2009. He is the guy who wants to have Dutch be the only language taught in schools, and also wants to forbid Muslim imams (preachers) from preaching in mosques in the Netherlands. Also the guy who said "I don't hate Muslims, I hate Islam". Seems like a tolerant dude, right? What's ironic is that he is openly gay, but also openly discriminates against non-Dutch natives in Holland. In essence, he's a terrifying man. If he gains total political power within the Netherlands, who knows how long the Dutch's tolerant and accepting social policies will last. If you are interested more in this crazy Dutchie, search for him on Wikipedia. He's quite a character, to say the very least.

Geert Wilders in the flesh.

Tonight a few of us are going to Kriterion, a student run movie theater and bar in the Plantage area. We are going to see the independent film "Winter's Bone". I've heard raving review about it, and cannot wait to watch it after a long day of doing homework.


FUN FACT: at this one pizza delivery place, a pizza with mushrooms and pepperoni is called the "USA Today". Thought that was strange/funny

FUN FACT: The Dutch don't believe in a. snow plows, or b. salt for the roads and sidewalks. They don't plow the snow- they just leave it be. Hence why the cars drive much slower, and the bikers have to bike through the half-melted snow and slush. They are at a great risk of falling off their bikes. Another reason why I have stuck to walking places for the past few days. Another problem with biking in bad weather: the wind literally pushes you back so you could be pedalling your heart out, and still not going anywhere. If there is even a centimeter of snow in Maryland, the snow plows are out in a heartbeat, accompanied by masses of salt. Someone in our dorm courtyard did put down about a handful of salt near the building entrances, which did some help but not much. Oh well, I guess that's how the Dutch handle the harsh weather!

Also, tonight is the last night of Sinterklaas! This is the night when the Black Pieters / Zwarte Pieters give little gifts to the Dutch children. Our dorm is doing a little gift-exchange for us. We are supposed to leave our shoes outside of our doors, with a funny little poem as well. Then the Zwarte Pieters will leave little gifts in the shoes for us! I'm excited to partake in more Dutch traditions. Tomorrow is also when CIEE is celebrating Sinterklaas. We have a gift exchange, where you have to give a gift under 5 euro, and you have to wrap it in clever wrapping that is funny or cute, or even an inside joke with the person. For example, if I had someone as my "secret santa" who didn't understand or speak Dutch, I could give them a gift wrapped in a Dutch newspaper or something silly like that. You can prank people, but it can't be too mean or spiteful- that's just against the nature of Sinterklaas! A few problems with this: A. I haven't gotten a gift for my person; B. don't have any wrapping ideas for the gift; C. I have class tomorrow night, so hopefully I can sneak out early to attend the festivities!


Days left in the Netherlands: 12
Things I still have to do/see/experience: too many to count.

Fun Dutch words:

ijs=ice
bevriezing=freezing
koud=cold
bioscoop=movie theater
peper=pepper
noten=nuts
pepernoten=little gingerbread cookies that Zwarte Piets give out, literally: pepper nuts
voor=for
goed=good
voorgoed=permanently, literally: for good